Sunday, September 30, 2012


Pride
An ego full to a bursting point
Always needs to be stuck with a pin and deflated
Sometimes someone just needs to say the absolute truth
Your not as wonderful as some tell you
And not the best at everything
Once they’ve gotten to the point they understand
Plug the hole and start again.

Sunday, August 26, 2012



    liSten to
            tHe sound of
          thE ocean
       rumbLing and
         roLling in a
          Shell

Monday, January 2, 2012

A riddle once told


A riddle once told
Of a thing of old,
Made for use of pauper or king,
Its tongue giving wisdom of a thousand of years,
its sole of what angels sing.
if you haven’t guessed what it is already,
With all these clues I have said.
What you might think is a sphinx or a yeti
One more clue
It can’t be fed.
                                                                                               






Guess and fill in to complete riddle                                                    

This is a Riddle



This is a riddle,
About a thing
It could be big or little.
It stays in the school
This clue could be the tool
To some it is a flavorful dish
What could it be?
A

fill in answer  to complete the riddle
        

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The Lightning Hand

       Aaron woke up to a familiar sound. Then it stopped. Thinking it was just part of a dream he quickly dozed off. Then it came again. Except for it was more distinct. It was his mother calling for help.”Why would she need help at this time at night?” He yawed and fell asleep.

       “Hello, hello. Can anyone hear me?” Aaron’s mother , who was usually very calm, screamed. A strange blue light suddenly filtered into the unfamiliar room making her skin have a bluish tinge.”Ha, Ha, Ha. I look like an alien.” It was true. Randomly that night she had decided to wear her alien Halloween costume to bed. With the mix of blue light and tangled hair she almost did.

       “Beep beep, beep beep.” Aaron’s alarm woke him from a troubled sleep. He had dreamed his mom had been calling for help. Humbug. She was probably lazily sleeping in her double bed waiting for him to bring her breakfast.( Which would never happen). Just to check on her, he crept into her room. Only to find she wasn’t there.”Finally, she’s up before 12 o’clock!” He thought to himself. A strange light filled the room and he was gone.

       “Sir, we detect humans on our ship.” A pilot trilled. “Just do the protocol. We don’t want to have those dim-witted humans have more a reason to look for aliens.””Yes sir.” and the alien pressed an outrageously huge button on the wall and kept on working.

       “Mom, mom, mom.” Aaron exclaimed in a loud whisper.”Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. See how annoying that is.” she yelled in response. “Sorry, I’m just really scared.”, and it was true.

       “Sir, the eject button is stuck!””Then I’ll deal with them.” the king of the Alations concluded.”No humans beam their brainless beings onto my spacecraft!” and out of the control room he marched.

       “Shh, I hear someone coming”, Aaron’s mother nervously said. It was true a steady marching beat was coming closer. An unseen door opened and squid like things came into the room. Aaron had a mean streak that he usually kept hidden until now. He knew they were after them and he wouldn’t allow it. In a protectful way he positioned his arm, and with the other he attacked. With each powerful whack he yelled words like, “Die, horrid beasts!”, or, “Take that and that!”, until only one remained who quickly scurried off. Because the alien forgot to shut the door, the abducted duo bravely pranced into the guarded hall.

       “I can’t believe they got past the airlock guards.” the Alation leader cried, “We’re going to be ruined!””Oh don’t cry.” and the pilot handed a tissue to the king. Soon they’d find out there would be something to cry about.

       Since the first battle with the aliens, Aaron was finally scared. He was surrounded by hundreds of guards. Knowing he couldn’t beat the same way as the others, he used his smarts. First he pushed a button that read, “Emergency Alarm.”, then he pulled out an always handy joy-buzzer. Then he set off to work. He called to one of the alien guards to him. Seeing Aaron had no weapons he bravely came forth.”Shake my hand in agreement to my surrender.” thinking proudly of his victory over the human he quickly agreed. As you all know he swiftly received a short and surprising shock, making him jump back.

       “Sir, Sir, the emergency alarm has gone off and the guards claim that this human has lightning in his hands!””Cripes, do you know what that means!” The leader cried sending a spray of spit showering over the pilot. “He could destroy the whole fleet and more! Call all the ships back to alation and make sure this mighty human is taken safely back to earth. Then melodramatically the king left the room.

       “Mom, we’re free!” Aaron excitedly yelled.”We scared the socks off of those aliens.””More like tentacles.””Ha, ha.Ya.They are even paying us per hour of not telling anyone about them and not invading their planet. We’re going to be rich!” and they were. Quickly, they became billionaires. Toward fame they flew and lived happily ever after.

The End

Sunday, October 23, 2011

If you weren't a bee


Huge,
 With small beady eyes
Slashing paws,
Deafening cries,
It bounds towards you,
Demanding the treat you have,
You’d give it to him,
If you weren’t a bee.
So you sting him in the nose,
He yelps,
Sending a shower of slobber on you.
Ain’t that gross!
Finally afraid,
He bounds away,
Into a land of better prey.

Don't play soccer with an ogress


We’re going to play this soccer team,
                          We march onto the field,
 Undefeated, we think we are supreme,
Then when we get there,
A monstrous band,
Wakes us from our fantasy land,
Rotting teeth are in her gums,
Oh, by George here she comes!
Swinging fists and clearly wanting to fight,
I run away soaring like a kite,
Then finally she touches the ball,
And with one swing ten of our players fall,
The coach screams to take her down,
But all our team does is frown,
She kicks again,
A few yards from the half way line,
And it makes it in,
All the goalie can do is take that as a sign,
That this game is not going to be fine.

It’s been about a half an hour,
In order to avoid this demons high kicks,
The crowd watches from a tower,
By this time the coach is croaking,
The defense is dead,
Midfielders are massacred,
The forwards are fighting,
And the goalie is dying,
And the crowd is crying,
And she’s still biting,
By the end of the game I think I’ll say,
Don’t play soccer with an ogress or else you’ll pay.